This is Dave*. It is his birthday. YAY DAVE YOU ARE THREE! It’s a good thing he can’t tell time or know what a birthday is since I’m all the way on the other side of the state. So TOMORROW WE CELEBRATE THE DAVE. YAY DAVE. *Seriously who here doesn’t know Dave.

This is Dave*. It is his birthday. YAY DAVE YOU ARE THREE! It’s a good thing he can’t tell time or know what a birthday is since I’m all the way on the other side of the state. So TOMORROW WE CELEBRATE THE DAVE. YAY DAVE.

*Seriously who here doesn’t know Dave.